After I got Jayson up and changed his diaper and his clothes, he was sitting on my lap laughing. Rylee climbed up (after we pushed her down three or four times) and joined us. She grabbed Jayson's earlobe and said she was "be-tending to pierce his ear". He laughed. I didn't.
Then I asked her if she wanted to pierce her ears. "For be-tend" she stated.
I prodded her a little for fun, "Should we go right now to the mall and pierce your ears?"
With a serious look on her face, which we are lucky if we see from this clown once a day, she replied "No Daddy. Only for be-tend, not for be-real".